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Thursday, November 01, 2018

Proof That The World Is Nuts!

In      Lebanon    , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In      Bahrain    , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims      are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in    Indonesia     is decapitation. (Glad I don't live in Indonesia!)

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

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There are men in      Guam      whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and     deflower      young virgins, who pay them     for the privilege of having sex for the first time.

Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute: Is there      
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In      Hong Kong     , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in   Liverpool, England      - but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In      Cali, Colombia     , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her         mother      must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In      Santa Cruz, Bolivia     , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In      Maryland    , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Condoms may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages         are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?)

Well,.... not as great as Guam!

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The      Ant      can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)

(Did our Government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies      taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An      Ostrich's      eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish      don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles      can breathe through their ass.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you all for reading this.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be
in      Guam !!!!!!

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