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Friday, July 06, 2018

'New York Times' Now To Be Printed Only On Far-Left Side Of Page

NEW YORK, NY—The New York Times announced Monday that going forward its papers will be printed only on the far-left side of the page, moving its news, opinions, and commentary from the center as far left as possible.

Subscribers receving a copy of the Times will now receive a mostly blank newspaper, with all the content smashed up against the far-left margin of the paper.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH, I see what you did there... cheeky....

Anonymous said...

The Daily Times did this years ago, but they kept the blank side of the pages for themselves and raised the price.

Anonymous said...

Satire.

Anonymous said...

Unly “useful idiots” would be subscribers of the New York Times anyway so who the hell cares?