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Tuesday, January 30, 2018

TEMPICHUR: ALL Local Meteorologists Bastardizing The English Language

It really doesn't matter if you are watching WBOC or WMDT, ALL of the meteorologists flat out refuse to properly say TEMPERATURE. Every one of them say TEMPICHUR. 

It goes without saying, each one of them are college graduates and I can absolutely say, without any doubt, every one of them bastardize this word, the most important and frequently used word in their vocabulary. 

Man, Trump is going to have such a difficult time Making America Great Again when these Idiots with college degrees can't even talk. I can't wait for the millennials come back here making excuses for this crap. 

I'm going to make up the new word, "WHITEBONICS". You heard it here first. 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Most of the dumbasses around here can’t say Saturday either.

Anonymous said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

Lots of words the locals can't say, just "axe" them.

Anonymous said...

wooter = water

Anonymous said...

Eurobonics

Anonymous said...

dats da way it be taught in da sch-kools and in da schtreets.

Anonymous said...

who cares?

Anonymous said...

I think "caucaphony" makes more sense. I'm educated, and I probably pronounce it "tempichur" as well. Not a big deal. If you're saying it quickly, it's hard not to pronounce it that way. And if it's the word you have to say most frequently, you're probably going to be saying it quickly, or else the weather segments will become 90% of the local newscast instead of 80%.

With all the misspellings I see on this site, I wouldn't make fun of other people bastardizing the language.

Anonymous said...

I gotta worsh my hangs in the zinc

Steve said...

Same reason Joolery store commercials want you to come to their Joolery store, it's a nice tempichur there!

Anonymous said...

That's just mean, Joe. Calm down...

Anonymous said...

if they pronounced it properly, would we understand what was said?

Anonymous said...

Add 'farman' and 'far department' to the list.

Anonymous said...

A friend from Georgia asked me why everyone here pronounced home like "hoom". LOL