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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Short Books - Quick Reading - Highly Recommended

These books are distinguished as the world’s shortest stories.
PERFECT FOR YOUR BOOK CLUB:

  MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods




THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________ ________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ______________________________ ______
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman ______________________________ ___ 
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry ______________________________ _______ 
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC 
By Amelia Earhart
______________________________ ______
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST 
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian ______________________________ ____ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson ______________________________ ____ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson  ______________________________ ___________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreword by Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED: 

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi ______________________________ ____________
And the shortest book of all....

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

3 that are missing
Polish War Heroes
Blacks I've Met While Yachting
Clinton Ethics.

Anonymous said...

Really funny stuff

Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Missing another one.

Great things about Salisbury, MD.

Anonymous said...

How about this short book:
Intelligent things Mike Lewis has said, and done.