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Sunday, May 21, 2017

What Would You Tell Your Spouse?


22 comments:

Anonymous said...

WATER! Lots of water!

Anonymous said...

How do you like the color, honey?

Anonymous said...

I love you ! you know that, right ?

Anonymous said...

Shopvac, get the shopvac!!

Anonymous said...

The cat did it.

Anonymous said...

I would clean it up the best I could, and then steam vac it, and buy new seat covers! I'd tell her, I bought new set covers to protect the back to keep them nice and keep the dog hair off of it from our dogs!!!!

Anonymous said...

Okay honey, I'm ready to do the sofa.

Anonymous said...

Curl into a ball and die laughing while he bout has a panic attack

Anonymous said...

used car for sale. new paint job.

Anonymous said...

Honey do you like our new car?

Anonymous said...

if it is latex paint, wouldn't it be best to let it dry? wouldn't it peel off easier then?

Anonymous said...

NOT funny.. Cost me a new car.

Anonymous said...

Oops!

Anonymous said...

Most men would probably say, the guy at the paint store didn't put the lid back on tight and this is what happened.

Anonymous said...

Oops!

Anonymous said...

Honey, where's the number for our insurance agent?

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the beer can on the floor, Honey. I'll get it...

Anonymous said...

I agree with 9:42 always lie someone else did it, probably wife did it when she put the groceries in there.

Anonymous said...

Huge photoshop!

LadyLiddy said...

I'm an idiot. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Sorry I bought a prius

Anonymous said...

Let it dry and peel it off. Works for a lot of stuff.