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Monday, August 17, 2015

Rid(e) Your Bikes Downtown!

Welcome to Salisbury, Maryland! Working in town or Ocean City, you can bike downtown to our Central Shore Transit Hub on Calvert Skreet and relax on the bus on your way to work! Leave the driving to us! But, don’t bring your cars here, or we’ll tow or ticket you into poverty, especially if you park in our empty, unused lot where the movie theaters used to be. Remember, bikes are the way to go. Park them in our secure bike racks and, “Carry on, my wayward son! There’ll be pieces when you are done!” Bike racks are monitored at all times when Salisbury’s finest aren’t towing, ticketing, or collecting shoplifters rounded up by local merchants and writing nice, big police reports about them!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that's funny. Sad, but funny.

Anonymous said...

true real cities have bike racks on the buses so you don't have to walk when you get off lol

Anonymous said...

Its SKREEK, not skreet.