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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Bud Light Truck Overturns, Spilling Cans Of Natural Light Beer Everywhere

They say you shouldn’t cry over spilt milk, but can the same be said for thousands of cans of spilt Natural Light? Maybe not, but someone’s certainly going to miss the cases of brew left strewn across a Florida highway following a big rig crash this morning.

A semi-truck carrying cases of Natural Light overturned around 7:30 a.m. today, spilling its sudsy cargo across a Florida highway never to see the bright lights of retail stores, the Tampa Bay Times reports.

Florida Highway Patrol investigators say the accident on Interstate 75 occurred when the truck’s 23-year-old driver became distracted by his dog.

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean the NFL season will be delayed?

Anonymous said...

There was no need to call in a cleaning crew, as volunteers took care of it!

Anonymous said...

Might be worth a visit...

Anonymous said...

I wonder if poster from the fire truck accident hates beer companies cause a family member was killed by them as well?

Anonymous said...

Natural light you say? Guess the grass in the median doesn't need water for a while.

Anonymous said...


Natural Light? Call in Haz Mat team!