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Tuesday, August 11, 2015

A fisherman To The End

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why bother with a burial? He could have pushed the casket off the boat into the water. Feed the fishes.