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Saturday, April 18, 2015

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton

* Drinking water while in Mexico 
* A rattlesnake with a pet me sign on it
* OJ Simpson
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* Jimmy Carter
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton and a promise he'll pay his taxes.


Anonymous said...

That is good

Anonymous said...

* A fart when I have diarrhea

LMAO. Me too!

Anonymous said...

* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

Is that anything like the Nuclear Option Jim Ireton gave Wicomico County?

I knew his idol Obama had to be in the mix somewhere.

Anonymous said...


But the list is virtually endless,,,

Anonymous said...

I have been told to never trust a fart, LOL! This list is great & I wholeheartedly agree!!

Anonymous said...

Labels that say "All Natural".