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Wednesday, April 01, 2015
Happening Now!
*** Happening Now *** DNR and Coast Guard attempting to rescue a Moose from the Bay. The Moose is believed to have escaped from a wildlife rescue on the eastern shore. Photo credit: Jennifer H.
9 comments:
This has got to be an april fools. Moose are not native to Maryland and not at this Latitude unless it escaped form some zoo.
I don't know...I think I'm going with April Fool's joke. LOL
Hopefully an April Fool's joke.
Are you aware that a male moose can mate twice a day for 365 days a year. And stupid me joined the Elks.
Is that his old pal, Rocky, that I see up there on the bridge?
And if you hurry you can check out wonder woman's invisible jet at the air and space museum today.
1:42 Neither Moose, nor Elk's, are doing any mating... in your sense of the words. You oldies just drink and play footsies under the bathroom stalls.
I'm on my way. Catch rockfish and kill a moose from a boat? Where do I sign up?
You know it must be a joke...no rescuers in sight.
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