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Wednesday, November 05, 2014

25 Things People From Maryland Have To Explain To Out-Of-Towners




1. No, Not Everyone Here Is From D.C.



Really? Yes, Really.
 
2. How To Tell The Difference Between A Jimmy And A Sally 


Flip the crab over: if it’s the Washington Monument, it’s a Jimmy (male crab). If it’s the Capitol Dome, it’s a Sally (female crab) 

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

#26 Not all of us are tax-and-spend wild-eyed liberals with cushy state/federal jobs.

Anonymous said...

the female crab is a sook. A sally is a young female with a triangle not the capitol dome.

Anonymous said...

um yeah, no, I do not speak like I have marbles in my mouth. I was born and raised in South Anne Arundel County. The way this article sounds, it makes us all sound like a bunch of idiots.

Anonymous said...

Ban crabs