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Saturday, September 06, 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Unknown Male In His 50's Found Deceased In Berlin WalMart

Berlin Fire EMS units were dispatched to WalMart on Ocean Gateway for a reported unconscious person in the men's room around 7:30 AM.  

Upon arriving EMS determined the patient had been deceased for an unknown amount of time. 

Worcester County Sheriff's Department is investigating but it appears to be natural causes. The male patient was in his 50's.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Wal-Mart service is slow. Real slow.

Anonymous said...

Sticker shock.

Anonymous said...

Best place to die when you're homeless...