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Thursday, July 31, 2014

Another Boat Intercepted Off The Texas Coast

The Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.
 

This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to the USA , but towards Mexico and Central America .
 

 Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico as they wanted to return to the US as i ll egal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.

It is believed the Navy gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey. We are booking on the next boat out. Let me know if you want to join us.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the seniors! LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm there! Can't do with my $50k portfolio for long. Sign me up.

Anonymous said...

Novel idea!

Renounce citizenship and suck working Democrats DRY!