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Saturday, June 07, 2014

Yo Momma So Fat...


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo momma is fat she cannot wear high heels because he sinks in the ground.

Anonymous said...

yo mama is so fat, she jumped up in the air and GOT STUCK!

Anonymous said...

yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Anonymous said...

yo mama is so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed!

Anonymous said...

Why is it always someone else's mama? Why can't it be YOUR MAMA?

Anonymous said...

Yo momma so fat I hit her with my car. She said, why didn't you go around me. I said, I didn't have enough gas!

Anonymous said...

Your mama's so fat her blood type is gravy.

Anonymous said...

Your mama's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Anonymous said...

Your mama's so fat when she goes in the ocean the sea level rises 4 feet.

Anonymous said...

Your mama's so fat, she's taller layin' down.

Anonymous said...

Your Mommas so fat her thighs have an area code. Each!

Anonymous said...

Yo Momma so fat when she farted it blew the shed over.

Anonymous said...

Your mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE.