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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Breaking News: Underground Explosions Rock Downtown Detroit

DETROIT (WXYZ) - An underground problem has caused multiple explosion in Downtown Detroit.

The blasts are launching manhole covers into air.

It's happening in the area of Washington Boulevard and and State Street, near the Rosa Parks Transit Center.

There are reports of broken windows in the area.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Most of the windows in Detroit were already broken.

Anonymous said...

It's Detroit who cares

Anonymous said...

Transformers

Anonymous said...

Call bammy. He can fix everything!

Anonymous said...

Terroristturds!

Anonymous said...

Burn the place down. Halloween is coming!

Anonymous said...

Sewer gas does explode ya know.