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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Alabama Post Office Evacuated Due To Personal Lubricant Spill

KY Intense Arousal gel is relatively new to the market. It’s billed as a product that can “heighten sensitivity and satisfaction.” Unfortunately, when some of the product spilled in an Alabama post office on Tuesday morning, employees didn’t know what the substance was. All it heightened was a safety alert. The building was evacuated and a hazardous materials team came in to dispose of the mysterious liquid.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Slipperier than an eel dipped in a bucket of snot.Trust me on that one.Not a good advertising slogan but true.

Anonymous said...

A mop & soapy water on floor would really freak them out.

Anonymous said...

Alabama? The only state DNA studies cannot produce results.

Anonymous said...

Now that's a potential party