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Friday, December 21, 2012

As Long As We Are Banning Stuff...

If the 2nd Amendment is responsible for Newtown, Conn. then let's have a look at what really kills Americans. Guilty and innocents alike. Let's legislatively ban the obviously responsible parties in each category of unnecessary death. (using Left-think)

Smoking related deaths - 434,000+

We have to immediately punish all tobacco retailers for these deaths. And the people who smoke tobacco. And who manufacture matches and cigarette lighters. In fact, we must immediately ban all forms of combustible weeds.

Obesity related deaths - 300,000+

Ban all food. Now. It's nearly too late.

Medical mistake-related deaths - 225,000+

Appoint VP Joe Biden to Chair a Blue Ribbon Panel to determine what must be done to prevent medical mistakes, Funeral Directors cheer. Casket manufacturer stock prices soar.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just read this on facebook: OMG.... we just came out of toys r us and this middle aged woman and a younger girl just walked out the IN door with a cart FULL of toys! The alarms went off, nobody came and they just hauled butt to their car! A cart boy was right there! We just stood there with our mouths open! 'Tis the season!

Anonymous said...

Ole St. Nick gonna get 2-5 years this Christmas.