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Sunday, August 19, 2012

Texas Woman Suing Dallas Cowboys Over 'Burned Buttocks'

A Texas woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys and owner Jerry Jones, saying her buttocks was severely burned when she sat on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium.
In a lawsuit filed last week in Tarrant Count, Jennelle Carrillo said the black marble bench was in direct sunlight on a hot August afternoon before a Cowboys scrimmage last year. A weather official says the high temperature on that day was 101 degrees.
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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

President Bush never put an end to frivolous law suits like he promised to do early in his 1st term.The MacDonalds hot coffee suit was just the tip of the iceberg.It'll get worse before it gets better.All of us have sat down on scalding hot seats before,but we never thought of suing because of it.She'll likely win.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me, didn't she have enough brains to bring a cushion, or a towel to place on top of the bench?

Anonymous said...

Just because she failed Science doesn't mean she wasn't TAUGHT SCIENCE. With all the talk today and awareness of SOLAR ENERGY her own ignorance is her own damzed fault.

Anonymous said...

She probably had on Daisy Duke shorts too. Which don't protect your butt from a hot bench.

Anonymous said...

Ummm...stand up?

Wow.

Ranger3325 said...

Anon 3:25 you sound just like Obama , it's Bush' s fault. Do you not realise that he tried to pass such legislation but it was voted down by congress and unlike Obama he didn't use the corrupt executive order system.nd I'm pretty sure that obama said that he would " fix" everything that was broken in four years, guess you didn't hear that only what you want to hear .

Anonymous said...

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the fleshlight, since most
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