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Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Naked Truth About Royal Farms In Hebron

This morning Wicomico County Sheriff's Deputies were called out to the Royal Farms on Rt. 50 in Hebron.

It turns out, a young woman entered the story and started stripping. In fact, she stripped everything until she was completely naked. Once naked she started doing cartwheels in the store. She then went over to the fruit, opened it and started pouring it over her body. She then started doing cartwheels once again until Sheriff's Deputies arrived and arrested her.

I'm pretty confident we will not be receiving store video but to those who I know who were in the store at the time, they had a hard time getting their cell phones out of their pockets to get pictures.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

joe get on this find the pics to share

Anonymous said...

she must been pretty fit to do cartwheels, plus she likes fruits so she eats right

Anonymous said...

musta been some of that dank San Francisco medical reefer.

Anonymous said...

WOW! And I missed it. That must have been a fun arrest. Wawa eat your heart out. LOL

Anonymous said...

Is it Royal Farms that serves rise up coffee?

Anonymous said...

Must have been on that water.

Anonymous said...

What the heck goes on in Salisbury now that I've moved away?

Anonymous said...

Im never in the right place at the right time - you need to report on these things sooner! :)

Anonymous said...

I can understand the gentlemen having a hard time getting their phones out of their pockets !!! LOL

Anonymous said...

I was able to get my phone out of my pocket, but it said extended area. No reception.

Joseph Albero said...

anonymous 5:03, you don't need reception to TAKE A PICTURE!

Anonymous said...

so this is the 2nd time in the last 24hrs she has spread the holiday spirt, last night she did the same around 10:30pm, jumping out of a White Escort with MD tags, then after stripping jumped into a Burgundy 4 door car then they took off, at least she is alive, hopefully they have sent her to the 4th Floor at PRMC, the girl really needs some help..... Who ate the fruit, wonder if they found any when they did a "cavity" search :)))

Anonymous said...

I don't think it was your cell phone service that was extended. LOL

Follow Joe Anywhere said...

Joe I just love this blog

Anonymous said...

4th floor at PRMC is L&D, mother/baby and a medical wing. I think she needs the psych dept on 3 south

Anonymous said...

sounds like one of two things...

a wager.. or a production job suited for posting on one of those fetish web sites

Anonymous said...

i have been in the store every since this happen waiting for her to return can someone bring me some dollar bills dam im tired

Anonymous said...

And this is against the law why?

I'm going to start a fund to pay for the fruit she used.