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Wednesday, May 05, 2010
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The buses ar 4 times a day...once to the school and back to where they park during the morning run and again in the afternoon when school is dismissed.
Joe, are you sure you aren't a victim of germ warfare brought on by Gen. Fatton and his forces of evil? It has been a tumultuous week here in the Battle of Salisbury and I apologize for a lack of updates, but it has been difficult to establish a strong sat/com link. Joe, last week, shortly after condemning Larry Dodd as a possible SFD chief candidate and declaring "that Salisbury will burn to the ground" Gen. Fatton abruptly resigned his commission and rode his camouflaged Rascal into the sunset. While many on our side saw this as victory, I was wary. The General has used this tactic previously. Before leaving, Gen. Fatton promoted his black-ops commander, the appropriately named Capt. Black Pussinboots as his successor.(This man claims to be black, but his file photo shows him to be white albeit needing a red nose to complete his costume). Anyway, this promotion did not sit well with Lt. Cmdr. Robinson, who was the General's number 2 in command. We all knew him to be a big pile of number 2 but that is beside the point. A heated argument ensued ending with LT. Cmdr. Robinson shouting "F--- you General, I am a millionaire gold merchant, a Master of YUDU, and a world-famous indoor soccer coach. I don't need to take orders from Pussinboots." Robinson then left on his own covert mission with his aide Sgt. Billy Sausage. They and Robinson's platoon of flying skate-monkeys used paddle boats to mine the Tony Tank west of Rt. 13. Joe, be careful these mines are disguised as lily pads and other floating vegetation. If any of our supporters fish in this area, be careful where you cast a line. It was believed that Sgt. Sausage suffered an battle wound to his arm in this operation, however it was later learned the injury was self-inflicted. Seems he engaged in excessive pleasuring of himself while fawning over Lt. Cmdr. Robinson's Facebook photo. Today, a major shockwave rippled through the forces of evil as Gen. Fatton returned to assume command. Seems his boy Capt. Pussinboots could not fill the Generals immense shoes. It is unknown at this time if Lt. Cmdr. Robinson, southern commander Col. Hogg, his wife Petunia Pigg and northern leader Maj. Mcgoo and his wife nurse Ratched are satisfied with the events above, but I will keep you informed. Get well, Joe. Your leadership is greatly needed. In closing, I am switching to a frequency used by Gen. Fatton so you may here some of his propaganda before the signal fades--- bzzt-" I hate this guy , I hate that guy, and you know what?,they are all pieces of trash. And you know what?, and you know what?, and you kn----bzzzzt.
10 comments:
The buses ar 4 times a day...once to the school and back to where they park during the morning run and again in the afternoon when school is dismissed.
Shut cho mouth! I love it!
Poor Jonathan Taylor all ticked off because I refuse to post his comments. Go away Jonathan. Get a life. Just not here.
Nice to see you again Joe , I hope you feel better soon.
WHAT LIFE ??. Wheel chair imbecile.
Oh, wow, now Wayne is getting into the act telling me I better watch my back if he ever sees me in public. Have we pissed you boys off today, or what!
By the way Wayne, I chose NOT to publish your comment because I didn't want you claiming it was protected material, written by someone else. ROTFLMAO!
Mike Dunn showed his true rainbow colors in that interview.
It's an election year Pollitt will give lipservice to this and nothing more. He's a tax and spendocrat don't expect much more than that.
Joe, are you sure you aren't a victim of germ warfare brought on by Gen. Fatton and his forces of evil? It has been a tumultuous week here in the Battle of Salisbury and I apologize for a lack of updates, but it has been difficult to establish a strong sat/com link. Joe, last week, shortly after condemning Larry Dodd as a possible SFD chief candidate and declaring "that Salisbury will burn to the ground" Gen. Fatton abruptly resigned his commission and rode his camouflaged Rascal into the sunset. While many on our side saw this as victory, I was wary. The General has used this tactic previously. Before leaving, Gen. Fatton promoted his black-ops commander, the appropriately named Capt. Black Pussinboots as his successor.(This man claims to be black, but his file photo shows him to be white albeit needing a red nose to complete his costume). Anyway, this promotion did not sit well with Lt. Cmdr. Robinson, who was the General's number 2 in command. We all knew him to be a big pile of number 2 but that is beside the point. A heated argument ensued ending with LT. Cmdr. Robinson shouting "F--- you General, I am a millionaire gold merchant, a Master of YUDU, and a world-famous indoor soccer coach. I don't need to take orders from Pussinboots." Robinson then left on his own covert mission with his aide Sgt. Billy Sausage. They and Robinson's platoon of flying skate-monkeys used paddle boats to mine the Tony Tank west of Rt. 13. Joe, be careful these mines are disguised as lily pads and other floating vegetation. If any of our supporters fish in this area, be careful where you cast a line. It was believed that Sgt. Sausage suffered an battle wound to his arm in this operation, however it was later learned the injury was self-inflicted. Seems he engaged in excessive pleasuring of himself while fawning over Lt. Cmdr. Robinson's Facebook photo. Today, a major shockwave rippled through the forces of evil as Gen. Fatton returned to assume command. Seems his boy Capt. Pussinboots could not fill the Generals immense shoes. It is unknown at this time if Lt. Cmdr. Robinson, southern commander Col. Hogg, his wife Petunia Pigg and northern leader Maj. Mcgoo and his wife nurse Ratched are satisfied with the events above, but I will keep you informed. Get well, Joe. Your leadership is greatly needed. In closing, I am switching to a frequency used by Gen. Fatton so you may here some of his propaganda before the signal fades--- bzzt-" I hate this guy , I hate that guy, and you know what?,they are all pieces of trash. And you know what?, and you know what?, and you kn----bzzzzt.
LMAO! What the ...?
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