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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving
to one and all

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

May you watch football,
and cry foul the way the refs call it.
May you be prosperous in the future,
and keep the Democrats out of your wallet.
May you drink lots of beer,
and may Palin make the Democrats fear.
While you try to keep you weight gain in check,
May we all stay tuned to Beck.

10001110101 said...

Stuffing is best
with chopped oysters so thin
and the turkey is just fine
with its so crispy skin
Mashed potatoes are best
with the lumps left within
but the best part of all
is sharing with your kin.

~Happy Thanksgiving!