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Monday, March 16, 2009
Wicomico County Sheriff's Office Press Releases
Incident: Obstruct and hinder
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 200 block of Wall Street, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Daniel Christopher McKinney, 46, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 12 March 2009 at 5:28 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded a residence in the 200 block of Wall Street in Salisbury for the purpose of serving a Protective Order on Daniel McKinney. The order that was to be served on McKinney also required that he vacate the residence. Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order. After McKinney refused several requests to open the door, the deputies left the area of McKinney’s residence and obtained a warrant for his arrest. The next day, McKinney was seen at the District Court in Salisbury where he was taken into custody of the Arrest Warrant.
Upon arrest, McKinney was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, McKinney was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $3,500.00 bond.
Charges: Obstruct and Hinder (3 counts)
Incident: Assault
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave., Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Willie M. Carter, 56, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 12 March 2009 at 10:07 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave for a reported physical altercation between residents. Upon the arrival of the deputy, the deputy met with a victim who alleged that a fellow resident, Willie Carter, had assaulted the victim. The deputy also observed injuries on the victim that coincided with that allegation. Carter, who was still on scene, was placed under arrest.
Carter was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Carter was released by the Commissioner on Personal Recognizance.
Charges: Assault 2nd degree
Incident: Burglary
Date of Incident: 13 March 2009
Location: 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road, Hebron, MD
Suspect: Allen M. Doane, 21, Salisbury, MD
Narrative: On 13 March 2009 at 1:48 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road in Hebron for a reported Burglary in progress. A subject observed exiting via a broken rear door was detained by the first arriving deputy. That subject, later identified as Allen M. Doane, reportedly shattered the glass in the rear door with a rock and entered the residence uninvited. During the investigation, it was determined that Doane was known to the residents who were inside the house, but they had refused to open the door when he knocked which caused Doane to forcibly enter the residence.
Doane was placed under arrest and transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Doane was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.
Charges:
Burglary 1st Degree
Burglary 3rd Degree
Burglary 4th Degree
Malicious Destruction of Property (3 counts)
Incident: Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Date of Incident: 15 March 2009
Location: U.S. 13 at Connelly Mill Road, Delmar, MD
Suspect: Donald C. White, 20, Delmar, MD
Narrative: On 15 March 2009 at 9:19 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office stopped a vehicle operated by Donald C. White for an equipment violation. During the deputy’s contact with White, the deputy observed that White appeared visibly nervous by the deputy’s presence. A WCSO K9 team arrived and scanned the vehicle for the odor of illegal drugs. At the conclusion of the scan, the K9 alerted positively to that odor. During a search of the vehicle, the deputy located individually wrapped baggies of marijuana hidden up underneath the dashboard. Upon arrest, the deputy also discovered additional marijuana on White’s person.
White was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, White was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.
Charges:
Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Possession of Marijuana
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
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Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order.
Who in their right mind would even answer their door without any clothes on?
You know who that first arriving Deputy was at the Burglary in progress none other than the famous Sam Workman. He’s like Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris rolled into one.
I do all the time... c'mon over...
Superman wears Sam Workman pajamas to bed.
Superman and Same Workman once had an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear thier underwear on the outside.
There is no need to cry over spilled milk, unless it is Sam Workman's milk, cause he'll kick your a**.
Wow! That zoo keeper sure knows how to catch a monkey with his hand in a gourd. Jim Rapp's got nothing on Super Sam Workman.
I just heard there was a new "King of Willards". Could it be the same person who might replace Bobby Jones?
Joe, had the pleasure to meet Sam Workman. But could you tell me why he was in the area off-duty. I think he can sniff out naked men standing behind closed doors. Is Detetive workman a Deputy or Trooper.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Sam Workman's computer. Sam Workman's is always in control.
Sam Workman can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sam Workman.
Sam Workman CAN believe it's not butter.
Sam Workman can touch MC Hammer
It's widely believed that Jesus was Sam Workman' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Sam Worman's skin.
Sam Workman once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
Hey 8:37PM You forgot one other very important person that all rolled up into one is Det. Sam Workman and I say this with the up most respect...any one who knows Sam...that person would be "BARNEY FIFF"!!! :) Way to go Sam!
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Sam Workman roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Hey 8:15am by the way he was gettin GAS before he went in! Duh! Thank God he was!
182,000 Americans die from Sam Workman-related accidents every year.
If you work in an office with Sam Workman or Horace Chester, don't ask them for his three-hole-punch.
Sam Workman once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Sam Workman uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
Every time Sam Workman smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
Sam Workman doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
For undercover police work, Sam Workman pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
They once made a Sam Workman toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Sam Workman that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Sam Workman once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Sam Workman will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Sam Workman doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
Sam Workman once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Sam Workman can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Horace Chester does not get frostbite. Horace Chester bites frost
Fear is not the only emotion Sam Workman can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Sam Workman."
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Sam-Workman-Division”.
Sam Workman brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Sam Workman wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Sam Workman was what Willis was talkin' about.
Google won't search for Sam Workman or Horace Chester because it knows it wont find Sam Workman and Horace Chester they find you.
Q: How many Sam Workman's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Sam Workman prefers to kill in the dark.
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Sam Workman on a routine patrol.
Sam Workman is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
Sam Workman smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sam Workmans personal chef.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Sam Workman calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Sam Workman is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.
You know Sam and Horace are partners. Like Mel Gibsons and Danny Glover.
Sam and Horace are like Chuck Norris (Cordell Walker), Clarence Gilyard (Jimmy Trivette).
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Sam Workman.
The truth will set you free. Unless Sam Workman has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
Never look a gift Horace Chester in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Horace Chester will beat his ass and take it.
Sam Workman can taste lies.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Horace Chester as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Sam workman can kick Chuck Norris's A**!!
Horace Chester can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Sam Workman wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Sam Workman to kill you...Fourty seven times.
Horace Chester is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Mr. T pities the fool. Sam Workman rips the fool's head off.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Horace Chester hears it. Horace Chester can hear everything. Horace Chester can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.
Horace Chester can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Horace Chester does not sleep. He waits.
While urinating, Sam Workman is easily capable of welding titanium.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Sam WOrkman.
Sam Workman and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
It takes Horace Chester 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Horace Chester.
Sam Workman let the dogs out.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Horace Chester's sweat.
Sam Workman puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Horace Chester does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Sam Workman glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Horace, Hidden Chester"
Giraffes were created when Sam Workman uppercutted a horse.
Sam Workman uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Horace Chester.
This is all "soooo" funny but seriously this is a perfect example of why our deputys should always be allowed to take their cars home. Sam Workman is not afraid to respond to a crime even if it is Christmas Eve. This incident amoung many others that Sam has responded to while on his own time. Our tax paying dollars hard at work even when not on duty! Buy the way he is a Deputy!! One of the countys finest.
Horace Chester is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Only Horace Chester can prevent forest fires.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Sam Workman fight.
Sam Workman enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Sam Workman doesn't kill women.
Horace Chester can have his cake AND eat it too.
Sam Workman CAN lick his elbow.
On the Asian market, Sam Workman's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
When Horace Chester crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Horace Chester can clap with one hand.
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Sam Workman always uses his arms...
In 2000 a crack camando unit of special Cops were assigned as Detectives, today still wanted by the citizen of Wicomico County, Sam Workman and Horace Chester are Detectives of Fortune, if you have a problem and no one else can help and you can find them maybe you can hire the A-team.
Scientists at nasa are currently in the process of making rocket fule that can power a rocket to Jupiter in .0295 seconds, the main ingredient in this ground breaking fuel is none other than Sam Workmans feces, the methane gas concentration in his feces is so high that he must release it into 6ton titanium holding jars, with an outside liner of 4 inch thick tempered steel
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