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Monday, March 16, 2009

Wicomico County Sheriff's Office Press Releases


Incident: Obstruct and hinder
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 200 block of Wall Street, Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Daniel Christopher McKinney, 46, Salisbury, MD

Narrative: On 12 March 2009
at 5:28 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded a residence in the 200 block of Wall Street in Salisbury for the purpose of serving a Protective Order on Daniel McKinney. The order that was to be served on McKinney also required that he vacate the residence. Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order. After McKinney refused several requests to open the door, the deputies left the area of McKinney’s residence and obtained a warrant for his arrest. The next day, McKinney was seen at the District Court in Salisbury where he was taken into custody of the Arrest Warrant.

Upon arrest, McKinney was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, McKinney was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $3,500.00 bond.

Charges: Obstruct and Hinder (3 counts)

Incident: Assault
Date of Incident: 12 March 2009
Location: 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave., Salisbury, MD
Suspect: Willie M. Carter, 56, Salisbury, MD

Narrative: On 12 March 2009
at 10:07 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 1100 block of Pocahontas Ave for a reported physical altercation between residents. Upon the arrival of the deputy, the deputy met with a victim who alleged that a fellow resident, Willie Carter, had assaulted the victim. The deputy also observed injuries on the victim that coincided with that allegation. Carter, who was still on scene, was placed under arrest.

Carter was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Carter was released by the Commissioner on Personal Recognizance.

Charges: Assault 2nd degree

Incident: Burglary
Date of Incident: 13 March 2009
Location: 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road, Hebron, MD
Suspect: Allen M. Doane, 21, Salisbury, MD

Narrative: On 13 March 2009
at 1:48 PM, deputies from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office responded to a residence in the 6000 block of Rockawalkin Road in Hebron for a reported Burglary in progress. A subject observed exiting via a broken rear door was detained by the first arriving deputy. That subject, later identified as Allen M. Doane, reportedly shattered the glass in the rear door with a rock and entered the residence uninvited. During the investigation, it was determined that Doane was known to the residents who were inside the house, but they had refused to open the door when he knocked which caused Doane to forcibly enter the residence.

Doane was placed under arrest and transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, Doane was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.

Charges:
Burglary 1st Degree
Burglary 3rd Degree
Burglary 4th Degree
Malicious Destruction of Property (3 counts)

Incident: Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Date of Incident: 15 March 2009
Location: U.S. 13 at Connelly Mill Road, Delmar, MD
Suspect: Donald C. White, 20, Delmar, MD

Narrative: On 15 March 2009
at 9:19 PM, a deputy from the Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office stopped a vehicle operated by Donald C. White for an equipment violation. During the deputy’s contact with White, the deputy observed that White appeared visibly nervous by the deputy’s presence. A WCSO K9 team arrived and scanned the vehicle for the odor of illegal drugs. At the conclusion of the scan, the K9 alerted positively to that odor. During a search of the vehicle, the deputy located individually wrapped baggies of marijuana hidden up underneath the dashboard. Upon arrest, the deputy also discovered additional marijuana on White’s person.

White was transported to the Central Booking Unit where he was processed and taken in front of the District Court Commissioner. After an initial appearance, White was detained by the Commissioner in the Detention Center in lieu of $50,000.00 bond.

Charges:
Possession of Marijuana with the Intent to Distribute
Possession of Marijuana
Possession of Drug Paraphernalia

89 comments:

Anonymous said...

Upon the arrival of the deputies, McKinney stood behind the locked screen door, without any clothes on, and refused to allow the deputies to enter the residence to serve the order.


Who in their right mind would even answer their door without any clothes on?

Anonymous said...

You know who that first arriving Deputy was at the Burglary in progress none other than the famous Sam Workman. He’s like Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris rolled into one.

Anonymous said...

I do all the time... c'mon over...

Anonymous said...

Superman wears Sam Workman pajamas to bed.

Superman and Same Workman once had an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear thier underwear on the outside.

There is no need to cry over spilled milk, unless it is Sam Workman's milk, cause he'll kick your a**.

Anonymous said...

Wow! That zoo keeper sure knows how to catch a monkey with his hand in a gourd. Jim Rapp's got nothing on Super Sam Workman.

Anonymous said...

I just heard there was a new "King of Willards". Could it be the same person who might replace Bobby Jones?

Anonymous said...

Joe, had the pleasure to meet Sam Workman. But could you tell me why he was in the area off-duty. I think he can sniff out naked men standing behind closed doors. Is Detetive workman a Deputy or Trooper.

Anonymous said...

There is no 'ctrl' button on Sam Workman's computer. Sam Workman's is always in control.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman can kill two stones with one bird.

Anonymous said...

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sam Workman.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman CAN believe it's not butter.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman can touch MC Hammer

Anonymous said...

It's widely believed that Jesus was Sam Workman' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Sam Worman's skin.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:37PM You forgot one other very important person that all rolled up into one is Det. Sam Workman and I say this with the up most respect...any one who knows Sam...that person would be "BARNEY FIFF"!!! :) Way to go Sam!

Anonymous said...

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Sam Workman roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Anonymous said...

Hey 8:15am by the way he was gettin GAS before he went in! Duh! Thank God he was!

Anonymous said...

182,000 Americans die from Sam Workman-related accidents every year.

Anonymous said...

If you work in an office with Sam Workman or Horace Chester, don't ask them for his three-hole-punch.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

Anonymous said...

Every time Sam Workman smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Anonymous said...

For undercover police work, Sam Workman pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

Anonymous said...

They once made a Sam Workman toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Anonymous said...

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Sam Workman that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester does not get frostbite. Horace Chester bites frost

Anonymous said...

Fear is not the only emotion Sam Workman can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Sam Workman."

Anonymous said...

What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Sam-Workman-Division”.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman was what Willis was talkin' about.

Anonymous said...

Google won't search for Sam Workman or Horace Chester because it knows it wont find Sam Workman and Horace Chester they find you.

Anonymous said...

Q: How many Sam Workman's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Sam Workman prefers to kill in the dark.

Anonymous said...

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Sam Workman on a routine patrol.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sam Workmans personal chef.

Anonymous said...

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Sam Workman calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

Anonymous said...

You know Sam and Horace are partners. Like Mel Gibsons and Danny Glover.

Anonymous said...

Sam and Horace are like Chuck Norris (Cordell Walker), Clarence Gilyard (Jimmy Trivette).

Anonymous said...

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Sam Workman.

Anonymous said...

The truth will set you free. Unless Sam Workman has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Anonymous said...

Never look a gift Horace Chester in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

Anonymous said...

Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Horace Chester will beat his ass and take it.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman can taste lies.

Anonymous said...

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Horace Chester as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Anonymous said...

Sam workman can kick Chuck Norris's A**!!

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester can sneeze with his eyes open.

Anonymous said...

When Sam Workman wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

Anonymous said...

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Sam Workman to kill you...Fourty seven times.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Anonymous said...

Mr. T pities the fool. Sam Workman rips the fool's head off.

Anonymous said...

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Horace Chester hears it. Horace Chester can hear everything. Horace Chester can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester does not sleep. He waits.

Anonymous said...

While urinating, Sam Workman is easily capable of welding titanium.

Anonymous said...

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Sam WOrkman.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Anonymous said...

It takes Horace Chester 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Anonymous said...

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Horace Chester.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman let the dogs out.

Anonymous said...

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Horace Chester's sweat.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

Anonymous said...

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Sam Workman glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Anonymous said...

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Horace, Hidden Chester"

Anonymous said...

Giraffes were created when Sam Workman uppercutted a horse.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Horace Chester.

Anonymous said...

This is all "soooo" funny but seriously this is a perfect example of why our deputys should always be allowed to take their cars home. Sam Workman is not afraid to respond to a crime even if it is Christmas Eve. This incident amoung many others that Sam has responded to while on his own time. Our tax paying dollars hard at work even when not on duty! Buy the way he is a Deputy!! One of the countys finest.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

Anonymous said...

Only Horace Chester can prevent forest fires.

Anonymous said...

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Sam Workman fight.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

Anonymous said...

Kenny G is allowed to live because Sam Workman doesn't kill women.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester can have his cake AND eat it too.

Anonymous said...

Sam Workman CAN lick his elbow.

Anonymous said...

On the Asian market, Sam Workman's urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

Anonymous said...

When Horace Chester crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Anonymous said...

Horace Chester can clap with one hand.

Anonymous said...

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.

Sam Workman always uses his arms...

Anonymous said...

In 2000 a crack camando unit of special Cops were assigned as Detectives, today still wanted by the citizen of Wicomico County, Sam Workman and Horace Chester are Detectives of Fortune, if you have a problem and no one else can help and you can find them maybe you can hire the A-team.

Anonymous said...

Scientists at nasa are currently in the process of making rocket fule that can power a rocket to Jupiter in .0295 seconds, the main ingredient in this ground breaking fuel is none other than Sam Workmans feces, the methane gas concentration in his feces is so high that he must release it into 6ton titanium holding jars, with an outside liner of 4 inch thick tempered steel