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Sunday, February 01, 2009

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ouch!

Anonymous said...

What happens if I am all four in one.. Does that make me bi-polar and have multiple personalities..

Anonymous said...

Yes JR, it does.

Liam said...

Truth! It is so rich when you encounter it!

Anonymous said...

We REAL women, have long ago replaced the "woman" in this joke with the word "man". In fact, I think we wrote it.
The best joke is the one about "financial planning" where the woman becomes the guy's stepmother. (in a later post)