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Saturday, August 09, 2008

Little Johnny Had it Right

A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands...except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he had decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied,
'An Obama fan.'

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Next thing you know you'll be making fun of his big ears or his middle name or his patriotism or his minister or Michele's pride of her country. ETC.
If you don't I will
Ken

Anonymous said...

You people amaze me. Anyone who would vote for Obama is an idiot, huh? Bunch of warhawks around here.

xploded said...

It doesn't have anything to do with being a "warhawk" It has to do with him being an empty suit. He makes pretty speeches when other people write them, but when he has to think on his feet he is full of "umms", aahs" etc. He is lost. He has nothing but liberal radical ideas and yes anyone that votes for this anti-American candidate is a moron and an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Oh-- there it is. He's a liberal, which, in some logic which must only make sense in a Fox News kind of way, makes him anti-American. And since I'm voting for him, I'm an idiot and a moron. Gotcha'. Tell me, am I anti-American?

Anonymous said...

He has NO ideas , he is the biggest
bullsh$ter in a lomg time.He is floating on very thin ice at the present. He will not make a promise
about anything , and is talks just
to hear his brain rattle. He knows nothing about anything.

Anonymous said...

Actually he has a lot of ideals. The problem is a lot of people refuse to listen or acknowledge them. If you tend to get information about a candidtae from how many sound bites you here, then you are bound to be dissapointed.

Educate yourself with more than a television please.

Anonymous said...

I am a Webster fan!

Anonymous said...

I find it very insulting to myself and morons & idiots everywhere to suggest that we would be so stupid as to vote for Obama. We may not be the smartest in the world, but we can certainly count to 666, and are infinitely more intelligent than those who would vote for Obama!
Please leave us morons and idiots separate from Obama supporters. They deserve an abjectly, infinitely lower definition of intelligence than moron or idiot!

I’ve never seen an AMERICAN politician whip huge German crowds into such a frenzy as Mr. Obama did on his recent world, “Jesus Christ....I mean, President Obama Super Star,” victory tour. I almost expected our Teutonic neighbors to start screaming, “Sieg Heil! Heil Obama!”
I thought Mr. Obama was running for America's President, not the "ONE" to fix the world! Mr. Obama tells the Europeans, “I am the one the world has been waiting for!” Who the f*** does Obama think himself to be with such talk, the Messiah or the Anti-Christ? I don’t believe he’s the Messiah and I had hoped for more depth of intelligence in the Anti-Christ. Don't blame us ordinary morons for thinking 666. Obama is doing a fine job of declaring that himself!
THOMAS AUGUSTUS LITTLETON

Anonymous said...

Amazing. The ignorance posted here is truly amazing. Would everyone please take your heads out of Rush Limbaugh's ass and have a coherent thought of your own?