Laws are just horrendous sometimes.
How may people will be breaking the law this weekend?
What laws do you think should be written?
Here's a few that I had to laugh at:
Maryland:
Ocean City, MD - illegal to eat while swimming.
Ocean City, MD - illegal for men to go topless on the boardwalk.
Maryland law - illegal for oral sex to be given or received anywhere.
Halethrope, MD - illegal to kiss for more than 1 second.
Baltimore, MD - illegal to mistreat oysters.
Delaware:
Lewes, DE - illegal to wear pants that are firm-fitting around the waist.
Rehobeth Beach, DE - illegal to change clothes inside a vehicle.
Rehobeth Beach, DE - illegal to pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Rehobeth Beach, DE - illegal to change into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom.
Rehobeth Beach, DE - illegal to serve alcohol in night clubs if dancing is occurring.
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3 comments:
LOL! I break all those laws every weekend!! Just kidding but they are ridiculous!
It's not the maid! In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
In Baltimore it's also illegal to take a lion to the movies. Could it have anything to do with them getting all worked up when that MGM lion starts roaring before the flick starts?
hey and in Salisbury, the law depends on how BPT is feeling that day!!
Anyone care to tell me how one can "mistreat" an oyster?
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