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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Who's The Most Popular Man On The Entire Eastern Shore????

THE FINAL 4 TURKEYS SHOULD INCLUDE:
THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR

JIHAD JOEY ALBERO 44.8% 16618

SLICK RICKY POLLITT 26.2% 9717

O'GOVERNOR O'MALLEY 10.2% 3777

GARY "SVENGALI" MACKES 8.9% 3287

LOUWEASEL SMITH 7.9% 2939

THE QUISLING GILCHREST 1% 357

RT.REV. DR. HARRIS 0.9% 327

THE POSTER GIRL LES CALLETTE 0.2% 77

total votes: 37099

Looks like Billy Duvall didn't change his Poll after all. All that matters is that I win. Keep up the good work Billy, you're the man! 37,099, ROTFLMAO! Now you tell me, who's the most popular man on the entire Eastern Shore???????

Looks to me like Duvall is just as stupid as the Mayor pulling Press Conferences over an e-mail and the Daily Times for giving me regular front page news on the lawsuits with the Mayor and Chiefy. It's called marketing, Folks. I win, they lose.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The one time I checked this poll Louweasel Smith was ahead by a mile, guess a little "Barrie math" was used must have learned it form that genius lawyer Paul Wilbur.