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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Chief Webster, Smile, You're On Candid Camera


Oh, that pesky wittle Albero. How come I can't hide from him? Perhaps if I wear a uniform I might not stand out in a crowd so much? Brrrrrr, it's cold out here. I think I'll send some of my rookies out here at night and let them learn to respect my authority! I'm putting in a request for a Segway so I don't ruin these $400.00 shoes.

1 comment:

MsNobody said...

Worked at a golf course bar for a couple of summers, the FOP had a tournement. . . Chief Jack & Coke was there everytime. . . That shiney bald head turns me on so much. . . NOT!