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Monday, December 18, 2006

Why Is Santa Smiling?



I'd be cracking a HUGE smile too if I were getting the numbers this guy is getting for a picture! Oh go ahead, call me a humbug! This is ridiculous!

By the way, if you want something really cool for your kids this year here's Santa's Phone Number:1-800-972-6242

Unlike these SOB's in the photo above, my gift of Santa is FREE!

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