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Friday, November 17, 2006
The Mans Drinking Cup Is Bigger Than His Head!
At yesterday's Planning & Zoning Meeting I watched this Chucklehead pick up a mug like I have never seen before and start slamming down gulp after gulp of whatever was in this 1/2 keg of liquid.
Now I could see if the guy was 700 lbs and couldn't get out of bed. Yeah, bring him a mug like this one. However, I'll assure you this guy drives down the road with this thing and as you can clearly see, he can't see didly!
So should we contact the manufacturer and demand they put rear view and side mirrors on these things as they are clearly a hazard to any conditions?
Maybe if the manufacturer was smart they'd do one of those infomercial deals where they sell the mug for $19.95 but offer the pee cup that would accompany this mug for free? "Never stop working. Simply slam your favorite beverage and pee right into the free cup every 5 minutes and your employer can't terminate you for taking too many breaks."
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2 comments:
This post absolutely had me cracking up, especially the reference to the 1/2 keg!
He probably has to pass a drug test in the morning.
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