NEWARK, NJ—After accepting his resignation from the 2020 presidential race, the Democratic National Committee awarded its coveted Participation Trophy to Senator Cory Booker for all of his fine work on his brief campaign.
"This is a big deal," said DNC chairperson Tom Perez. "Not every candidate gets one of these. Well, actually they do, but not all at the same time, so that makes it special."
At the award ceremony, Booker made no effort to hide his emotions during his two-hour acceptance speech. "I just wish there was some way to share this with all of you who took your hard-earned money and backed a candidate with no real chance of getting the nomination," said a tearful Booker. "But, alas, there isn't. So if any of you want to stop by my office and look at it, you're certainly welcome."
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6 comments:
Moved to tears.....such a warrior.....ha ha ha NOT! Got a participation trophy like a kindergarten kiddie!!
Spartacus goes down in flames. Question...where is Al Sharpton crying out the injustice of no person of color on the campaign trail any more. He must be outraged that Democrats have not carried forward the legacy of BHO; or could it be he sees the futility?
Wow, they would have probably had to call 911 for him if he got a winners trophy.
Northwest Woodsman: Somehow the phrase “ Second place is the first loser” comes to mind.
What's wrong with his eye?
Don't feel too sorry for him, he gets to keep all the donated funds for his campaign.
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