Restaurant patrons will be asked to dance around and worship the golden calf when they enter the restaurant to show their submission to the LGBTQ agenda.
"Take off the body piercings that your LGBTQ+ same-sex partners are wearing, and bring them to me," said Dan Cathy in a solemn ceremony while creating the restaurant's first-ever golden calf this morning. So all the people did so and brought them to Cathy. He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a plastic fork. "This is your god, people of Chick-fil-A, who brings you great business and allows you to expand into other markets."
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Funny how they don’t mess with Muslim owned restaurants.
You dont have to hate your fellow LGBTQ as a person,in fact the name Jesus represents LOVE, love them. (One sin isn't greater than any other and our sin is between God and us alone, nobody else)BUT WHEN YOU(Chick fila)CONTRADICT THE WRITTEN WORD and start leaning to your own understandings, it's a problem. Chick fila was so pro bible, became number one and then switcharooed. Guess what,You can respect others views without changing yours. Very dissapointed!!!
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