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Saturday, July 13, 2019

300K people are signed up to ‘Storm Area 51’ and ‘see them aliens’

The Clinton administration couldn’t get there. Russian spies tried and failed, too. But that won’t stop nearly 300,000 alien enthusiasts from gathering in Amargosa Valley, Nevada, with plans to invade top-secret military base Area 51, where conspiracy theorists believe the government is hiding information on extra terrestrial life.

The ironic Facebook event, dubbed “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us,” has nearly 365,000 confirmed attendees, and some 384,000 interested in the mission.

“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the event details read. “If we naruto run” — referring to the widely memed manga character — “we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

500 lb bombs x 25

Anonymous said...

No bullets. Pacification rays.

Anonymous said...

308 travels at 3600 feet per second
223 travels at 3800 feet per second

I don't think they are that fast.

Anonymous said...

stupid is , as stupid does.

Anonymous said...

Better take them serious. You aren't going to shoot 300k people.