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Monday, March 18, 2019

Man in Unicorn Costume Robs Maryland Convenience Store


Baltimore County police were called to a convenience store after a man dressed in a unicorn costume reportedly drew a crowbar and robbed the place on Saturday morning.

Officers were called to the High’s store located in the 13500 block of Long Green Pike after the strongarm robbery occurred just before 5 a.m. Store workers said the unicorn-garbed suspect drove off in a silver passenger car, WJZ reported.

“The details on the call noted that the suspect was dressed as a unicorn and had a crowbar as a weapon in the crime,” Lt. Andrea Bylen said in a statement to the media.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He has a Lucky Charms habit to feed.

Anonymous said...

Northwest Woodsman:What? No call for banning assault crowbars? I’m waiting for it. I’ll vote for that and and any “fully semiautomatic “ hammers and screwdrivers. You know you just can’t be too careful when it comes to the availability of dangerous weapons.

Anonymous said...

There's already a ban on committing robbery wearing a disguise.

(Did you know that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?)