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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

British Humor

An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired.
It Seems that a caller dial 911 from a cell phone stating "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so when the train comes I can finally meet Allah.!!

The Call Center employee replied "Remain calm and stay on the line."

While waiting to register at a hotel, I overheard the couple ahead of me asking for a room with a king, queen or double bed. The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years." 

"Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife asked.
Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."

Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want to be able to punch him."

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