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Thursday, November 02, 2017

Israeli Airport Security

Boarding planes in Israel...

...What a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!!

It's hard to beat Israeli technology!

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: 

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Problem solved. Love it!

Anonymous said...

And they've had this technology since early 2000's

Anonymous said...

If this were true what a brilliant idea....

Anonymous said...

Excellent idea. We should implement that here. Will eliminate all those long lines. Just step right up folks. One moment in the booth and you'll be on your way.

Chris said...

Until it has a bio agent in it and infects your airport that travels to multiple counties....