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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Ohio man gets 'too high,' calls police

An Austintown, Ohio, man with a serious case of the munchies called police to complain that he was "too high," according to the Austintown Police Department.

Austintown police responded to the call around 5:20 p.m. Friday, Oct. 3 and found the 22-year-old "in the fetal position." He "was surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies," according to the police report.

The victim told police he could not feel his hands, but declined medical service. He told the officer he "smoked too much weed."

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you have his address?

Anonymous said...

I want his dealers number! Lmao

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he smoked too much really good weed. Everything in moderation, dude!