Medical Response To Obamacare

There ARE technical reasons for the implementation (or not) of the Affordable Health Care Act (aka "Obamacare") Here is the take of the American Medical Association:

• The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. 
• The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 
• The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. 
• Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
• Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" 
• The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. 
• Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. 
• The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. 
• Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
• In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a$$holes in Washington.