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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Israeli Technology

TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

BRILLIANT

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love the idea

Anonymous said...

What a great idea!! We need them here in the USA. Now if they would just nuke Iran, things would get better.

Anonymous said...

"Cleanup om isle 3....."

Anonymous said...

Is This for real?
I love it!!

Anonymous said...

That is awesome.

9:46: "What a great idea!! We need them here in the USA. Now if they would just nuke THE ENTIRE MIDDLE EAST, things would get better. "

Fixed that for you!

Anonymous said...

Israel has been in the self-preservation business for centuries--we could really learn from them.

Anonymous said...

Excellent idea, Muslims could blow themselves up for Allah and leave innocent people out of it.

Anonymous said...

They will just blow themselves up somewhere else. I've only heard of a few time an Islamist terrorist has blown up a plane with a bomb.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS GREAT!!!!

Anonymous said...

1038 thank you. Just use tactical nukes so we don't contaminate our friends the Israelis

Anonymous said...

This is real and funded with our tax dollars. Just like we help arm all Israeli schools. This is what could be done, but then that would mean you were actually trying to deter terrorist and there wasn't a more sinister hidden agenda directed at the constitution and the last country to stand in the way of there new feudal system.... The New World Order that is

Anonymous said...

Clean up a rad muscum in Isle 3,4,5,6

Bush'man said...

11:36.. I don't think you would have such a cavalier attitude if you had boarded or were about to board "..the one of a few times an Islamist terrorist has blown up a plane with a bomb.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant!!!!!!