You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah. Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart." You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away. You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated a-hole cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself! I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let’s do lunch.
~Tiger~
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5 comments:
Garunteed he won't get nearly as much attention Tiger had.
Arrogance and Egocentricity can blind a man. She has way too much class for him.
just remember for every fine woman you would like to have sex with there is someone who is tired of screwing her
For every "hot" girl out there...I can show you a guy that's tired of servicing it.
Goes to show you how some guys are...married to a beautiful rich woman like Sandra Bullock but look at the skanks Jesse cheated with!Tattoos are OK but not on your forehead!!!!
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