Al Gore, Bill Clinton And Barack Obama Go To Heaven:

God addresses Al first.

''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now..''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill.

"Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack.

"Barack, what do you believe in?''

He replies: "I BELIEVE you're in my chair."