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Friday, June 27, 2008

EXCLUSIVE - New Local Artist Releases Hit Song

Due to Barrie Tilghmans mandate, no questions asked during public comments shall be answered by anyone on council. This song is dedicated to Louise Smith and all those that bow down to the Queen of Barrieland.

This song is sure to be #1 on the S**hit Parade.

Click Here to Listen I ll Get Back To You On That

I'll Get Back To You On That
by Wicomico Surf

I was swimming in the Wicomico
Where did all the tootsie rolls come from, I don't know
It was gross and kinda bad
Though, I had to ask what happened today? Why am I feeling bad, this way?
She said "I'll get back to you on that"

Different day in the Wicomico
I think I know where my flushes go: In the Wicomico
Oh no, that's cold

Want to know what the problem is?
Want to find out can we fix it?
I don't know, I don't know

But "trust me: She'll get back to you on that"
Trust me "I'll get right back to you on that.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good job! It's like the Velvet Underground if they lived on Fitzwater street.

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff! Give it a Grammy!

Anonymous said...

Another stanza:

And then Mare Barrie gets in a miff
When a citizen asks 'bout that TIF
No answer at all--it's so down pat:
"We'll get back to you on that..."

Anonymous said...

you gotta do better than that girl

Anonymous said...

OMG, that is to funny. Good job, Wicomico Surf...whoever you are.

Anonymous said...

That's a hit song for sure! Very, very good.

Anonymous said...

hey earl how bout a cd cover for this hit ! on the frt have the mare and bubba in mr tidy bowl suits floating in a toilet in that lil boat wiff brown logs and trash all aropund them then on the back a flush picture of them in the swirl . lol

Anonymous said...

We need to name something after Barrie: Barrie P. Tilghman WWTP

Anonymous said...

How about a wing of a rehab center?

Anonymous said...

Can we get a permit and play that from a sound truck circling the GOB on Monday nights?

That's funny! And the add-on stanza from Anon 7:28 p.m. is great!

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's the lovely Lore Chambers (of the huge raise in the FY2009 budget) who usually does the "getting back" for Barrie. That way the BS is not issued over her signature.

Anonymous said...

It might be from Lore but it's Louise Smiths favorite saying when asked a question. This song just cracks me up. To bad the end where the voice in the background is not louder. All in all, this is a hoot.

Anonymous said...

At the next Council meeting when Louise says "we'll get back to you on that", let's all laugh out loud!!! So funny. Let's make her throw us all out--if she did, she would show herself as the dictator she is. She has no class.

Anonymous said...

The local radio stations should be playing this daily and often.

Anonymous said...

Send this to Bill Reddish for his show!

Anonymous said...

Reddish would lose his job for sure if he played it on his show. Barrie Tilghman would be making a beeline for Wilmington, with Louise Smith in tow...AGAIN.

Anonymous said...

Yes, this will be a local hit, no doubt! But I found it hard to understand what was being said so its good you had it typed out too.
Do put it on the Bill Reddish show and all others locally.

A. Goetz

Anonymous said...

If the local radio stations wanted to play it all they have to do is download it from this blog and play it all they want.

Anonymous said...

This song is open to the public and is in total public domain as far as we are concerned. Turn It up and more importantly see if we can prevent any others from happening. We want answers not just smoke blown up our *sses"
Use this freely it's all yours

PS Thanks a million for all the comments and if someone wants to drum look around we're there

joe albero said...

Wicomico Surf,

Contact me at alberobutzo@wmconnect.com

Joe

joe albero said...

Or 410-430-5349

Anonymous said...

Wicomico Surf needs to write a song called "Debbie Was Right" ahahahaha now that would piss the mayor off in a major way.