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Sunday, May 25, 2008

Breaking News

CNN reports that gas stations will start showing PORN movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can see someone else get screwed at the same time you do!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boy, is this ever so true. Almost $4.00 a gallon talk about geting screwed. The Oil companies are having a laughing party each time we pull up to the pumps!

Anonymous said...

has nothing to do with article, since no comments thought be o.k., joe can u du a story about the pit restaurant in laurel closing, the food was fantastic,service sucked, owner cool and i believe illness in family and unaffordable health cost drove him out of buisness. another middle class buisnessmen down.

Anonymous said...

My husband would never leave the gas pumps!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Yeah....we live in Laurel and LOVED the Pit!! It is awful that it's gone!! What happened? No warnings or postings, just closed!
countrygirl@heart