Attention

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I Wouldn't Pay To Remove My Trash Either!




I see our readers are following my advise and putting their trash into City trash cans for FREE pickup. Smart move! As you can also see, regular parking isn't the style these days as many residents on the Plaza choose to park illegally, as usual. So you know, there were no tickets on the windows of these vehicles.

2 comments:

ShoreNative said...

A Gift Made Just For You

PARKING VIOLATION

DATE: _____________
TIME: _____________
TAG: ______________
MAKE/MODEL:____________

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone other than yourself. Besides I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 PM). Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

WITH MY COMPLIMENTS
JOE ALBERO

PS You’re an idiot!

joe albero said...

ROTFLMAO!