Attention

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not represent our advertisers

Friday, April 10, 2009

Secret For Longevity

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed this old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't know Barrie Tilghman wore glasses??

Anonymous said...

bahahaha... reminds me of Velvet & Patrice. I met these "girls" when they were in their late 20's & they looked more like they were in their 60's.