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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Fill In The Blank 8-23-11

Mama always told me to_____.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have clean underware on. I might have to go to the hospital.

Anonymous said...

Marry someone who had more money than Dad.

Anonymous said...

Marry a 25 year nymphomainic gymnastics instructor with 36ds, and owned a bar on a golf course.

Anonymous said...

Respect my elders

Anonymous said...

do unto others as they would do unto you.

Anonymous said...

Never trust a person who doesn't look you in the eye.

Anonymous said...

1:48 lucky you if you found one.

Anonymous said...

love like you are going to die tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

Take all the food you want. Eat everything you take.

Anonymous said...

Ya better shop around.

Anonymous said...

What doesn't come out in the wash, always comes out in the rinse.

Anonymous said...

Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Anonymous said...

no glove, no love.