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Thursday, January 08, 2009

A Letter To My Employees

To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country.

However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a Back Story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last year’s Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the BACK STORY:

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Oodles of noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the discount store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9 am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5 pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have that freedom. I eat and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... you never realize the Back Story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes . Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero.. Nada. Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand ... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep..

So where am I going with all this?

It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I'll fire you. I'll fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem anymore.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

So, if you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....

Signed,

Thom

Your Boss

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice new years message, the element of fear

Anonymous said...

Very nice New Years Message - the element of TRUTH.
Thanks Joe
Open your eyes, leeches

Anonymous said...

Now that is impressive!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Obamanation -- "Share the Wealth"

Anonymous said...

i feel the same way about the bailouts, no more than corporate welfare. let them all shut their doors if they can't stay in business on their own.

The element of fear is the same policy we've been under for 8 years, let them all sink like rocks. what's not true above?

funny thing is when the bailout was $700 billion it didn't pass, couple days later it went up to $850 billion and passed, greased hands from both sides of the political isle.

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like Satan is going to have a full house

Anonymous said...

Obama is president, what will be, will be, get over it already

Anonymous said...

Nice! This is the truth, I work in a family run business and I get paid when the business has money to pay me, I don't complain because I work where I choose to work. But everyday someone comes in and wants to start a tab...because they didn't get their "check" yet. And believe me they aren't talking about their paycheck, they are talking about their "sit on their butt get everything for free check". Once again thanks to Obama-give to those who don't help themselves! Screw those who go out and actually try to make a decent living!

Anonymous said...

Just remember that Obama put that out there to get the vote. Lets see if he keeps up to his word or not, my guess will be not. I don't even think a left winger like him is that stupid.

Anonymous said...

Joe

Cardin, Mikulski, and Kratovil need to read this. They probably wouldn't understand it (especially Cardin), but you got start somewhere......

Anonymous said...

The road to he** is paved with good intentions

Anonymous said...

Did Ayn Rand write this?

Anonymous said...

amen brother

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you NEED time on a beach, not worrying anymore, Thom.
Take a break from single-handedly keeping the economy afloat. We'll try to get along without your business and your former employees will somehow manage.

Chimera said...

There are too many people who do nothing but "wait for their checks" but neither politicial party has had the cojones to address the issue for fear of "offending" someone.And it would put alot of government employees in different "gimme" programs out of work.
And while its nice and warm and fuzzy to think that "Thom" in this hpyothesis would re-invest that extra money into his business,odds are more likely he will use it to go on that vacation.

Anonymous said...

Shrink the size of the federal govt. Cut it back to the bone. Get rid of all federal agencies that regulate the same things that individual states regulate. Cut federal taxes across the board to almost zero(then you would have no loopholes). The economy would flourish.

Anonymous said...

2:41 PM I agree with you 100%

Anonymous said...

signed

Thom

Your Boss

(Don't your employees know your name big shot?)

Ok mr. massa. i not be yo slave no mo. take your freakin money and go get your toes in the sand, I hear Iran is nice this time of year.

Anonymous said...

blutojthetotmom.... you're wrong. Dead wrong. I would invest the difference in my company and hire more folks. Joe knows me. He knows I wrote this. I have a 25 year track record of being in business to back me up.

......and you?

Anonymous said...

Somebody's got to fix the mess created by the Bush administration... and what an awful mess it is !!!

Too bad, that fixing it won't be free.

If someone drives a truck into your house, are you going to blame the carpenter for needing some of your money to make repairs ???

Anonymous said...

You might reinvest in your company, but I dare say most small business owners would not.

It would be nice of taxes were just about eliminated- but there'd be no stimulating the economy from this family. We'd use the money to pay off debt, and once that was done, we'd put the money in savings. The past year has been a bit tight, so we've accumulated more debt than what is comfortable for me.

I suppose that most people are of the approach that they should just spend what they have for things they want, rather than saving money for those things they might need in the future.

But that's what's happened in this country- we worship the almighty dollar, and we've become impulsive and materialistic. We worship at the church of Wal-Mart (I can't stand Wal-Mart).

We need to get back to basics and start living within our means. And that needs to happen from the top down.