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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

5 NUNS IN A BAR

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door.

They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure between a couple Jager bombs and my animal essence, my "kavorka" if you will, I may even be able to be down with OPP here....well, you know me. the two in the middle look hot {BTW...I have already reconciled that I am going to hell....I pre-requested Keith Moon as a roomate}