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Monday, April 06, 2009

Redneck Pregnant Couple

An Alabama couple, both bonified rednecks, named 'Bubba' and 'Bubbie-Sue' had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why after nine children would they choose to do this?

Bubba replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

1 comment:

emo said...

Bubba?...Bubba my brudda from anudda mudda...is that yeeeeeewww...??? I like Ann Coulter!

Huh? What? Sewage? Landfill? I on't know what u is talkin bout. I just got dun swammin in that there pond and I is fine. See, look at my teef!