Grandpa"s Don't Know Everything

Jimmy had been playing outside with the other kids for a while
when he came into the house and asked, "Grandpa, what's
that thing called when two people sleep in the same room
and one is on top of the other?"

He was a little taken aback but decided to just tell
Jimmy the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, young
man."

Little Jimmy just said, 'Oh, OK,'and went back outside to
play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds.
And Tommy's mom wants to talk to you."