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Sunday, May 20, 2018

LOTTERY WINNER ARRESTED FOR DUMPING $200,000 OF MANURE ON EX-BOSS’ LAWN

A man from Illinois was arrested for getting $224,000 worth of manure dumped on his former employer’s property, only two weeks after he won $125 million at the lottery and quit his job.

54-year old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

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26 comments:

Zorro said...

love it

Anonymous said...

Now that is funny

Anonymous said...

This man did more to win the Nobel Peace Prize than Obama ever did! And Obama was full of sh*t!

Anonymous said...

would he have been charged if the company took that load (see what I did there) and did this by accident?

Anonymous said...

He need to go to jail for that. You folks are a devil's spawn.

Anonymous said...

What a dumb ass... That is a waste of 200k bucks that could have been used for actual good...

You could have just took a dump on your bosses desk at work for that matter, and its free... And you will still get arrested...

But funny thing here is, how do you get arrested for paying for something and it being delivered????

Anonymous said...

Aint that some sh*t!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Classic shit eating grin lol.

Anonymous said...

i needed that laugh today!!
Something we all dream about!

Anonymous said...

The guy’s mugshot says it all!! I love it

Anonymous said...

YES AND THE MUGSHOT IS ^^^PRICE LESS^^

Anonymous said...

This sob needs a year in jail to consider WHY his boss gave him a hard time. Such a waste of a life...

Anonymous said...

Dave T: Great way to spend that money ! Love it

Anonymous said...

I doubt if 10,000 tons was dumped. Maybe 10,000 pounds...

Steve said...

He looks so ashamed of himself!

Anonymous said...

Now THAT is worthy of a Nobel prize lol.
Brilliant.

Anonymous said...

Dump the rest in Annapolis.

Anonymous said...

He can get off on the Hillary defense. Cops can't prove "intent".

Anonymous said...

That dudes grass next year will look as good as Camden Yards. That boss may be happy in the long run

Anonymous said...

LOL great way to tell the old boss just how you feel, LOVE IT!!!! Easy come easy go, love those lottery winnings.

LadyLiddy said...

Now that's funny

Anonymous said...

He get's the "BRASS BALLS" award. Venegence and getting even is a sweet taste!

Anonymous said...

Classic example of the old saying "A fool and his money are soon parted." I'm sure the rest of his windfall will soon be gone. Waited all of his life to have tons of manure dumped on his boss's lawn...I bet he was never employee of the month. He was a bad employee, and now he's a bad recipient of a lot of money that could be put to good use. Some people are soooo undeserving of the blessings that are bestowed upon them. Using it to "get even" with people is immature, and quite frankly, stupid. I'm guessing he was stupid on the job, as well. That would explain why he had a bad relationship with his boss. This kind of man's workplace behavior was one where he probably would only do the job if he was under the threat of being fired. All supervisors know that kind of employee. It doesn't amaze me that there are so many supporters of this man's behavior. As a professional that has to supervise employees, I see those that try to do a good job, and those that try to do as little as possible without getting fired. I know which kind this guy was. His boss is glad to see him out of his workplace. The boss doesn't have to clean up the mess his ex-employee paid to have made in the yard. The boss doesn't have to bail himself out of jail, or even appear in court. His ex-employee has brought all these things on himself. He has shown himself to be a shi**y ex-employee, and was surely a shi**y employee for the firm.

Anonymous said...

Even more telling is the amount of local "employees" commenting on here that this is great and awesome. We have fired plenty of these types.

Anonymous said...

I'd be laughing to!

Anonymous said...

For what he won, he can go to jail again. No biggie and I would be laughing all the way to the bank. I would also dump a large load of manure on Jake Day's daddy's home that he lives in.